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[05 Jun 2009|04:10pm] |
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( Private to Lorelai. )
Fun fact: While some of y'all might be outta jobs, I came back to more work than ever. Between the riots and people smashing shit, a lotta people got their cars wrecked and can't afford to totally replace 'em. Gonna have a busy time at the autoshop. Profit.
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| the comedian returns. |
[01 Jun 2009|10:55pm] |
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Rent's paid up through June, apparently the community's back in fucking business -- guess I should come back to NYC? Damn, though, but it's been nice to get away for a bit. Not gonna say that it's a picnic out in Jersey with my dad, but it's sure been less complicated.
Eh. Sounds like the autoshop's getting back on its feet, though. Could do with one of its mechanics not deciding to up and fuck off. Probably gotta come back. And Eddie wants to see Up, so.
Any other good movies comin' out? I've been outta the loop, could do with a pick-me-up.
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| the comedian's all out of quips. |
[13 Feb 2009|01:58am] |
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Spending the night before Valentine's signing a fucking child support check, way to fucking go Williams
Already tired of the goddamn decorations
Friday the
Anything I have to say, you've already heard
Jesus christ this is fucking depressing.
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| edward's pretty damn happy to be alive. |
[08 Jan 2009|01:40pm] |
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Jeez, and the universe goes and gets the last laugh after all. Ba-dum-bum-CHING, Wonderwoman and Professor X watch the watchmen! Whoulda thunk?
Speaking of, if I see Ozzy I'm breakin' his smug face in. Talk about long overdue. Still, I look pretty good for a man dead, what, twenty four years? Nice not to have my brains splattered on a pavement anymore. It turns out this guy's got my middle name, too, which just proves life still has a sense of humor. So gimme a rimshot, fellas, I think I've deserved it.
I gotta to do list as long as my arm. Any of the old crew wanna go out for a drink and touch base before I start living it up? 'Cause, don't call me a sentimental type now, but wow has America changed. I need
wait
Waaaait, are you kidding me. We gotta black president already? Shit, there goes like ten of my jokes.
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| the comedian tries to adjust. |
[07 Jan 2009|06:36am] |
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Soooo, the fucked up world of reincarnated comic books: the only place where you can have a daughter without actually having a daughter, ha ha.
Someone tell me. Do I need to buy parenting books now? I mean, she ain't mine, but the fuckton of self-identification going on here, well...
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| the comedian finally gets his soapbox on. |
[25 Nov 2008|10:24pm] |
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Warring factions? Splinter groups? Sticking together? Weather this "storm"? Balance of power shifting? The best for the ~community~?
Are you fucking kidding me.
We're a pack of mad dogs, and everyone's just looking for excuses to slit each other open first chance they get. Warring factions, my ass -- it's always been like this, kiddos, because some of us just can't get our noses past the printed page. I don't give a fuck who Dr. Doom is. I don't give a flying fuck who Magneto is. I think most of you are hypocrites. So I'll be cracking open a beer, watching from the sidelines, and counting my thanks (hey, happy holidays, right?). Like the fact that I wasn't born batshit crazy.
Tell the truth: how many of you call each other by your goddamn comic book names?
I'd like to know. 'Cause that's fucked up.
Get past it already.
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[02 Nov 2008|01:41am] |
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I miss decent Cuban cigars. Can't afford that shit, at this rate.
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